You know you're playing too much FF when... - Page 2

Rutabeggar · 09-17-2008, 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Gator-

You know when you have no life when...

*You are the best player of the game
*You lead the greatest clan ever known in FF
*You practice a conc over and over until it is mastered
*You make maps for the game
*You rely on blue pipes to kill your targets instead of dets
*You talk about strategies with your clan all night
*You practice nonstop
*You have played 700+ pickups and started about 350+ of them
*You notice how others envy you in the game
*You go into a pub server as a female player to see how others treat new players...boy, is it fun
*You get owned by Siscos as sniper in the water on 2fort...
*You scream over the mic to insult your teammates when something went wrong
*You love the game and don't plan on quitting anytime soon

Fixed this for you.

Hammock · 09-17-2008, 08:42 PM

*When you run flat out into automatic doors at a grocerymarket, and keep running into them until they open.

**Elmo** · 09-17-2008, 08:55 PM

(you know you're doing something illegal when...)

*you tell someone to jump on your head to get into a vent

GambiT · 09-17-2008, 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Shadow00Caster

I hear grenade beeps, all the time.

dude...no joke, i hear that shit to...

guess i could contribute a little bit...

"you know you play FF to much when your gf(who doesnt play) has dreams that she is yelling for a medic"

dude, she told me that and i damn near pissed myself...

BoltR · 09-17-2008, 10:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Gator-

*You rely on blue pipes to kill your targets instead of dets

And here was I thinking I didn't play enough...

CaLeB- · 09-17-2008, 10:31 PM

When you expect to see a class menu overlay your view everytime you wake up.

greenday5494 · 09-17-2008, 10:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Hammock

*When you run flat out into automatic doors at a grocerymarket, and keep running into them until they open.

i laguhed really hard

bokko · 09-17-2008, 10:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gator-

*You are the best player of the game
*You lead the greatest clan ever known in FF
*You notice how others envy you in the game
*You go into a pub server as a female player to see how others treat new players...boy, is it fun

I picked out my favourites.
Also..
.. you forgot:
* People in the street startle you by not appearing through buildings
.. and
* The game has absorbed your life to the point of you being incapable of relating to reality

Iggy · 09-17-2008, 11:20 PM

The Giant grocery store nearby has a "sound" for calling a mop-boy(or something)... and I swear it sounds just like the alert sound in TFC when someone steals you flag.

No bullshit: I turned around in a near panic when I heard it one day, and started B-Hopping down the aisles. (well, close enough... I was skipping)

It took me about 10 seconds to realize I wasn't playing.

*The above story is true, and Rose laughed like Hell when she realized what I was doing. I just wish she was still around to back me up on that.
If you only knew how much she wished she had a camcorder at that moment.

Hammock · 09-17-2008, 11:21 PM

*When you actually think you could strafe an RPG in real life.

*When you think you can fall from any height and be perfectly okay so long as you atleast land in a pool of ankle deep water.

*When you stop caring about safe-sex practices fully believing that infections no longer spread.

pF · 09-18-2008, 12:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Hammock

*When you think you can fall from any height and be perfectly okay so long as you atleast land in a pool of ankle deep water.

..or wear a silly cap and prance around fast-like.

Seriously some good laughs in this thread (Adamido

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Rehab · 09-18-2008, 01:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Gator-

*You go into a pub server as a female player to see how others treat new players...boy, is it fun

Mono, Kube and Qwerty were the only ones to fall for that one. I just sat back is disbelief. Idiots...

Iggy · 09-18-2008, 01:38 AM

You know you're playing too much FF when you wrist hurts too much to masturbate.....

Rehab · 09-18-2008, 01:43 AM

*You know your playing too much FF when your steam rating is a 10 (46.4 hours in the past 2 weeks) and the second most played game has 1.6 hours.

!nF3D4L · 09-18-2008, 01:53 AM

you know your playing too much when you can make up ways to tell your playing too much. 90% of which apply to yourself

Rutabeggar · 09-18-2008, 01:57 AM

*You know you're playing too much FF when you have to complain to an admin that you're getting picked on.

Hammock · 09-18-2008, 02:16 AM

*When you start gauging RL damage with a point system "Ah damn papercut! Oh well that's only 4points of damage"

You know you spend too much playing video games when you need to add "in RL" just because you might think people won't know which one you're talking about.

**squeek.** · 09-18-2008, 02:23 AM

When you start calling real-life pain "damage".

Caroline · 09-18-2008, 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Rehab

Mono, Kube and Qwerty were the only ones to fall for that one. I just sat back is disbelief. Idiots...

surprise surprise, lol... too bad i missed it

Player · 09-18-2008, 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by bokko

* People in the street startle you by not appearing through buildings

loool :P

09-17-2008, 08:55 PM	#23
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09-18-2008, 02:23 AM	#38
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09-17-2008, 08:42 PM	#22
Hammock D&A Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts Rated Helpful 13 Times	*When you run flat out into automatic doors at a grocerymarket, and keep running into them until they open.

09-17-2008, 11:21 PM	#30
Hammock D&A Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts Rated Helpful 13 Times	When you actually think you could strafe an RPG in real life. When you think you can fall from any height and be perfectly okay so long as you atleast land in a pool of ankle deep water. *When you stop caring about safe-sex practices fully believing that infections no longer spread.

09-18-2008, 01:43 AM	#34
Rehab Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: NC Affiliations: None Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	*You know your playing too much FF when your steam rating is a 10 (46.4 hours in the past 2 weeks) and the second most played game has 1.6 hours.

09-18-2008, 01:57 AM	#36
Rutabeggar D&A Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	*You know you're playing too much FF when you have to complain to an admin that you're getting picked on.

09-18-2008, 02:16 AM	#37
Hammock D&A Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts Rated Helpful 13 Times	*When you start gauging RL damage with a point system "Ah damn papercut! Oh well that's only 4points of damage" You know you spend too much playing video games when you need to add "in RL" just because you might think people won't know which one you're talking about.

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