The Fortress Forever developers have spent the time since Monday's Vernal Equinox and Easter trying to stand eggs vertically, to no avail. And though Easter is just another pagan celebration co-opted to religious ends, we here feel obligated to help you all celebrate... by fueling fantasies about killing online opponents for personal enjoyment.


Sev and Decs have been busy hiding colored reproductive vessels of chickens, as have the Trepids, though we wouldn't suggest consuming Jesse or Jon's fare. Meanwhile, Monsieur Eat has made sure that the white eggs are especially difficult to find.


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