Those wily and resourceful French at TFHQ haf' interviewed 'ze Fortress Forever developers, mark'ng our first translingual foray! Though no one on the dev. team was brave enough to respond in French, they kindly availed our timidity and translated our garish tongue into what we expect is flawless and beautiful Français.

For those of us not fortunate enough to be so extravagantly endowed linguistically, we have posted the original English version for your convenient perusal.